I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Too much gin, very little bucket
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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