yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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