covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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