The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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