I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
