it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im just a social blackout drinker.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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