i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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