You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We got so high we made milksteak
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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