There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
