I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
