I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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