Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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