we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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