You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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