Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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