The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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