He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You don't make any sense
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