he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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