I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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