I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oh god it's open bar.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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