We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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