Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
how do you play pong handcuffed?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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