I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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