I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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