sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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