I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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