You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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