Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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