32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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