Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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