Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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