check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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