I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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