Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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