i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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