do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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