do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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