can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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