you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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