Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Pants are for mortals
Randomize
