Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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