before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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