carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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