True but thats because hes a fetus.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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