It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
