My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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