Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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