He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
drinking out of a sandbucket again
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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