Sponge bath it is.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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