Plan B is the new Plan A
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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