Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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